Accidentally logged onto the wrong account haha. Surprised I still have followers on here. Y’all are the bestest. Follow shadeoftardis if you like.

On today’s menu we also have white chocolate chip cookies #food (Taken with Instagram)

seasideresort:

please excuse my atrocious handwriting… But this is for Yesica, because she’s an accidental hipster…

the thing i found the most amusing is that actual hipsters reblogged

▶ While Texting with Yesica

herecomescomedy:

no seriously why do people say animals are more scared of us then we are if them if I was a shark I’d be like yeah motherfucker I’m a shark get scared homie

(Source: i-ran-over-oprah)

gossip-paul:

The announcement!

Chandler Bing and his facial expressions

▶ The weeping angel you called ugly? She can’t even look at herself in the mirror. See that unemotional Cybermen? He used to be one of us. The Oods that you make fun of? They get treated as slaves everyday. The lady that you called crazy? She knows all of time and space. See the weird man with the bowtie and the fez? He’s the loneliest man in the universe. Reblog this if you’re against bullying in the Time-Space Continuum.

“If you don’t reblog, you only have one heart.”

(Source: bourbonwar)

(Source: ttimeturner)

Arthur Darvill in ‘Marine Parade’ [x]

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

(Source: amiagingeryet)

hes-no-good-to-me-dead:

brazilianheartamericansoul:

• Jasmine was in an arranged marriage and didnt want to marry someone she didn’t love
• Snow White cleaned and cared for them and wasn’t sleeping with them
• Pinocchio avoided lying and was actually doing all he did to save his father and become a real boy
• Robin hood stole from the rich that were stealing from the poor via taxes
• Tarzan was raised by fucking apes
• Sleeping beauty was in a coma and only the kiss from her true love could bring her to life
• Cinderella was a slave

Don’t try to use my childhood to justify you being a whore

(Source: fangar)